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When I was a kid there was a show called 'Holmes & Yo-Yo' about a robot cop. I LOVED that show and I think it only lasted like three episodes.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk.
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I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.
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I've had, what, two years? Probably five good years. Before that I had twenty years of uncertainty and suffering and ego destruction and poverty. All those things. That'll always outweigh the good times.
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