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I could never sit down and write jokes.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Cabaret Artist
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Film Director
Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.
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I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.
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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood it will give it to you.
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