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Plenty of crazy people in New York. There are so many crazy people here, I think it's like one out of every one person is completely out of their mind.

Louis C. K.

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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Cabaret Artist
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Louis Székely
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