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I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.
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Human kindness has no reward. You should give to others in every way you see. expect absolutely nothing from anyone. It should be your goal to love every human you encounter. All human suffering that you're aware of and continues without your effort to stop it becomes your crime.
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If the whole country had to have the same conversation that was safe for everybody, it would be a pretty awful place to live. There wouldn't be a conversation.
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I could never sit down and write jokes.
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If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.
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Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?
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My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes.
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All these words we use, anybody can be a genius now. It used to be you had to have a thought no one ever had before or you had to invent a number. Now, it’s like, “Hey, I’ve got a cup in case we need another cup.” “Dude, you’re a genius!”
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I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.
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I remember the day I saw my hair was thinning. I don't remember caring much. I don't care. It's just hair. It never bothered me much. I was pretty young, too. And it happened and is happening very slowly. I have a feeling dead people get really mad when we complain about losing hair.
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I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.
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Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.
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I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.
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I love being married. It's great. But I hate arguing. I hate fighting. You know what I do now? When we get in an argument, I just take her side against me. It's just easier it goes quicker. She's like, What's wrong with you? And I'm like, I know! Damn it! Argh!
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Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.
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It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.
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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
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To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.
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You have to do a show as honestly as you can. But you also can't afford skepticism, because it's preparing for failure, which is useless.
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Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.
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