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I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.
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I am really tired of looking at my hips. I'm seriously really tired of standing naked in the mirror and staring at my hips for hours and hours while muttering, You hips. You hips need to get it together.
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I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk.
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Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue.
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I know I'm getting old because there will be times when I'm not even doing anything and I'll think, 'I need to go wipe my ass right now.'
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Here's how my brain works: It's stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis.
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I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.
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I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.
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Black people have slavery. And white people have our own thing-stuff we went though that hurt us that we have to cope with. Like when they took our slaves away. That was really hard for us. So it's pretty even.
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