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I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Comedian
Dancer
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.
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I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood it will give it to you.
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Here's how my brain works: It's stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis.
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Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue.
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Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.
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I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.
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Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it.
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If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye.
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People don't talk to me on airplanes.
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There’s a need to perfect things in a writers’ room, and that can take a lot of fun out of a show sometimes. It’s a struggle. It depends on your personality. Some people love working with a writing staff. I had a great writing staff on Lucky Louie, but it sometimes felt like Congress or something.
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