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Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
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Film Director
Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
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Louis Szekely
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I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.
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The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.
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I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.
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My show is sort of a short-film anthology, and I'm able to tell little stories that don't necessarily carry a whole episode in terms of narrative. I like the audience not being sure what they're getting. I think it's more fun to watch something when you're discovering it as you go along.
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There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.
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The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's bowl to see if you have as much as them.
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I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.
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Black people have slavery. And white people have our own thing-stuff we went though that hurt us that we have to cope with. Like when they took our slaves away. That was really hard for us. So it's pretty even.
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I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat.
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Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don't avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it.
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Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh'.
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I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.
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I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause you run into somebody. Oh, she knows... You got to take some time alone to process the shame.
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I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot that way.
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If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.
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I like all ladies of all different ages.
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I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.
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I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.
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I've always got the road. Stand-up makes you so autonomous and self-sufficient that it really helps with that part of show business.
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Dating is horrible, it's awful. I don't get it. It's like you're standing there: 'Hi. Do you want to have sex and later wish you hadn't?' It's horrible. And it's awkward at 42 because I don't have the body or the drive. I just sit in the car and hope somebody gets in.
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