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Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
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Film Director
Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
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There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.
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