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Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
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Rob McElhenney who runs 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.' That show absolutely kills me and I am stunned by the consistency of greatness it has maintained over what is now a record breaking amount of seasons ... How do you do that for so many years? My 14-year-old daughter and I watch it together and we both laugh crazy hard.
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I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.
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There’s a need to perfect things in a writers’ room, and that can take a lot of fun out of a show sometimes. It’s a struggle. It depends on your personality. Some people love working with a writing staff. I had a great writing staff on Lucky Louie, but it sometimes felt like Congress or something.
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Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep. You want to know why your father spends so long in the toilet? Because he's not sure he wants to be a father.
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The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.
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You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.
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A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.
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Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See?
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Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.
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Life's too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee.
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I was in a hotel room in Dallas, and I was jerking off so much and so sadly and pathetically, that the phone rang, and I thought it's them, they're complaining. ... Sir, could you please stop?
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There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.
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One time I was at a swimming pool with my kids, a public pool. I had my daughter, my six year old, on my arm like this. She was like clamped on, and she's kicking. ... And then she got off and another random child just clamped on. It's like a rat. Get off of me. But I love you. I don't know you, kid.
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There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really think?'
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