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Very few American parents give a crap about how they raise their kids. They put minimal effort into it. Who told you it's a good idea to buy a developing mind a video game?
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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I am really tired of looking at my hips. I'm seriously really tired of standing naked in the mirror and staring at my hips for hours and hours while muttering, You hips. You hips need to get it together.
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Out of the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. There are way more dead people, and you're all gonna die and then you're gonna be dead for way longer than you're alive. Like that's mostly what you're ever gonna be. You're just dead people that didn't die yet.
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I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat.
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I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.
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A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.
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What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood it will give it to you.
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Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.
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I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
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There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.
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Why can't we have racism that's ignorant but nice? You could have stereotypes that are positive about race. You could say, Those Chinese people, they can fly! You know about the Puerto Ricans? They're made of candy!
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I was raised by a hard-working single mother, so my first role model was a woman. My only caretaker was a woman, and I have three sisters, so my community was girls. I have two girls, and my dog is a girl. My dead dog was a girl. I don't know. I guess I've always keyed in on that perspective.
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Well, I think “likability” is an overused word. I don’t watch people 'cause I like them I watch them because they’re compelling. Sympathetic is a little different... Likable just thins you out. Working to make a character likable is what kills most TV shows.
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I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.
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When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'
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I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.
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You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It's like they're the instrument you're playing.
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Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.
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