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I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Comedian
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Film Director
Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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I've always got the road. Stand-up makes you so autonomous and self-sufficient that it really helps with that part of show business.
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