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You can do eight things. We got it down to eight for you.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Cabaret Artist
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it.
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The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.
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Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.
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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
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I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause you run into somebody. Oh, she knows... You got to take some time alone to process the shame.
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I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.
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When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.
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You could drive a rental car until you don't want it. Just get out of it while it's moving and just walk away. No, I don't feel like being in that car any longer. Just call Hertz. Hi, your car is drifting into the intersection of 28th and Broadway, if you're interested. It's now your problem.
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There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.
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People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a bunch of people used to die on the way there, have a baby, you would end up with a whole different group of people by the time you got there. Now you watch a movie and [go to the toilet] and you're home.
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The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better.
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Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it.
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Why can't we have racism that's ignorant but nice? You could have stereotypes that are positive about race. You could say, Those Chinese people, they can fly! You know about the Puerto Ricans? They're made of candy!
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When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.
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I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.
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I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff.
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You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience.
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Rob McElhenney who runs 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.' That show absolutely kills me and I am stunned by the consistency of greatness it has maintained over what is now a record breaking amount of seasons ... How do you do that for so many years? My 14-year-old daughter and I watch it together and we both laugh crazy hard.
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Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides.
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It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
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