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You can do eight things. We got it down to eight for you.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Comedian
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Film Director
Film Producer
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.
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I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
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I'm close to my audience. I think I have more tools in my box than other guys who might try it. Also, I know how to do this stuff. I know how to write and shoot and edit. I'm technically adept and that helped with the website. You need a big skill set.
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When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.
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Plenty of crazy people in New York. There are so many crazy people here, I think it's like one out of every one person is completely out of their mind.
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Young people don't even consider that it's a good idea to be out on the fringe, which is where good ideas come from.
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I remember the day I saw my hair was thinning. I don't remember caring much. I don't care. It's just hair. It never bothered me much. I was pretty young, too. And it happened and is happening very slowly. I have a feeling dead people get really mad when we complain about losing hair.
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.
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I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.
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The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.
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Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it.
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I look around, pretty much 100% of the people driving are texting. And they're killing, everybody's murdering each other with their cars. But people are willing to risk taking a life and ruining their own because they don't want to be alone for a second because it's so hard.
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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
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I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.
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Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See?
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If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you
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I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them - that's just the way I am they make me feel good about who I am.
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep. You want to know why your father spends so long in the toilet? Because he's not sure he wants to be a father.
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To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.
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Apple embodies a lot of what have been defined as feminine traits: an emphasis on intuitive design, intellect, a strong sense of creativity, and that striving to always make the greatest version of something.
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