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You can do eight things. We got it down to eight for you.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Comedian
Dancer
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
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Singer
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.
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All talking is good, negative and positive. Stabbing is bad talking is good.
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You're a tourist in sexual perversion. I'm a prisoner there.
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God is like a shitty girlfriend.
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I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.
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I do have very deep, fond memories of my family in Mexico City, but I also remember feeling funny for not speaking English - I was basically an immigrant. But I picked up the language fast and soon I knew that I wanted to be a writer.
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Comedians and Feminists... are natural enemies, because stereotypically-speaking, feminists can't take a joke and... comedians can't take criticism.
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If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you
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When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.
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There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.
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The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.
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Television for a child creates such a high bar of stimulus that nothing else competes. A beautiful day is absolute crap to a kid who watches tv.
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My uncles were all funny. My dad wasn't funny, but my uncles were all funny. Now I go back and I like him better than them, they were manipulative funny.
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Black people have slavery. And white people have our own thing-stuff we went though that hurt us that we have to cope with. Like when they took our slaves away. That was really hard for us. So it's pretty even.
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It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
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If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.
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I can't just sit on my daughter's bed and just say 'n---' all night and then put her to sleep. I just ain't gonna do that... I told the girls that these boys are racists, and they're not nice boys. But I think we can still enjoy the stories about the fishin' and the tradin'.
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People don't talk to me on airplanes.
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties.
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Everything is amazing and nobody is happy
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