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The only road to doing good shows, is doing bad shows.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
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Film Director
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Louis Székely
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I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...
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Sadness is poetic. You're lucky to live sad moments. When you let yourself be sad, your body has antibodies. It has happiness that comes rushing in to meet the sadness.
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If you're older, you're smarter. I just believe that. If you're in an argument with someone older than you, you should listen to 'em ... even if they're wrong, their wrongness is rooted in more information than you have.
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I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.
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I was raised by a hard-working single mother, so my first role model was a woman. My only caretaker was a woman, and I have three sisters, so my community was girls. I have two girls, and my dog is a girl. My dead dog was a girl. I don't know. I guess I've always keyed in on that perspective.
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I watch a lot of sports. But when I'm not working, I'm with my daughters every chance I get.
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Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.
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I wish I could [keep a journal]. I have a lot of journals with one page half written in. I sometimes will write myself a quick email on my Blackberry when I think of something.
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You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience.
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You can do eight things. We got it down to eight for you.
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Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.
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The Jackass movies are honestly some of the best movies I've ever seen. I laugh so hard at them. Those guys are geniuses. If they had grown up with a different group of people, they could've been performance artists at Bard College, and people would be writing papers about them.
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My show is sort of a short-film anthology, and I'm able to tell little stories that don't necessarily carry a whole episode in terms of narrative. I like the audience not being sure what they're getting. I think it's more fun to watch something when you're discovering it as you go along.
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Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.
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I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat.
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I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties.
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God is like a shitty girlfriend.
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It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
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I was in a hotel room in Dallas, and I was jerking off so much and so sadly and pathetically, that the phone rang, and I thought it's them, they're complaining. ... Sir, could you please stop?
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