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I love stand-up more than anything, and I'm so happy to have found a way to use it in the show.

Louis C. K.

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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something that you possess, it's something that you take part in and witness.
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God is like a shitty girlfriend.
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Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See?
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I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.
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You can do eight things. We got it down to eight for you.
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People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a bunch of people used to die on the way there, have a baby, you would end up with a whole different group of people by the time you got there. Now you watch a movie and [go to the toilet] and you're home.
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My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes.
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Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides.
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When I was a kid there was a show called 'Holmes & Yo-Yo' about a robot cop. I LOVED that show and I think it only lasted like three episodes.
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Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.
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When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.
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There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.
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If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the new one? I hate this thing.
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You can figure out how bad a person you are by how soon after September 11th you masturbated, like how long you waited... and for me it was between the two buildings going down... I had to do it, otherwise they'd win.
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I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.
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Rob McElhenney who runs 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.' That show absolutely kills me and I am stunned by the consistency of greatness it has maintained over what is now a record breaking amount of seasons ... How do you do that for so many years? My 14-year-old daughter and I watch it together and we both laugh crazy hard.
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The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better.
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Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?
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Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don't avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it.
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I'm not raising the children, I'm raising the grown ups that they're going to be.
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