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Sadness is poetic. You're lucky to live sad moments. When you let yourself be sad, your body has antibodies. It has happiness that comes rushing in to meet the sadness.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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