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I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
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I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.
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I can't just sit on my daughter's bed and just say 'n---' all night and then put her to sleep. I just ain't gonna do that... I told the girls that these boys are racists, and they're not nice boys. But I think we can still enjoy the stories about the fishin' and the tradin'.
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I look around, pretty much 100% of the people driving are texting. And they're killing, everybody's murdering each other with their cars. But people are willing to risk taking a life and ruining their own because they don't want to be alone for a second because it's so hard.
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Dating is horrible, it's awful. I don't get it. It's like you're standing there: 'Hi. Do you want to have sex and later wish you hadn't?' It's horrible. And it's awkward at 42 because I don't have the body or the drive. I just sit in the car and hope somebody gets in.
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If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye.
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If the whole country had to have the same conversation that was safe for everybody, it would be a pretty awful place to live. There wouldn't be a conversation.
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Young people don't even consider that it's a good idea to be out on the fringe, which is where good ideas come from.
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I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.
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I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.
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Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.
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Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it.
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Life's too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee.
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I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk.
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Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.
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Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.
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Comedians and Feminists... are natural enemies, because stereotypically-speaking, feminists can't take a joke and... comedians can't take criticism.
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God is like a shitty girlfriend.
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Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?
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Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.
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