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All talking is good, negative and positive. Stabbing is bad talking is good.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Comedian
Dancer
Film Director
Film Producer
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Singer
Stand-Up Comedian
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep. You want to know why your father spends so long in the toilet? Because he's not sure he wants to be a father.
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I am really tired of looking at my hips. I'm seriously really tired of standing naked in the mirror and staring at my hips for hours and hours while muttering, You hips. You hips need to get it together.
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The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's bowl to see if you have as much as them.
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I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
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Sadness is poetic. You're lucky to live sad moments. When you let yourself be sad, your body has antibodies. It has happiness that comes rushing in to meet the sadness.
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Young people don't even consider that it's a good idea to be out on the fringe, which is where good ideas come from.
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.
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I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.
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I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.
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Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.
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I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.
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I do have very deep, fond memories of my family in Mexico City, but I also remember feeling funny for not speaking English - I was basically an immigrant. But I picked up the language fast and soon I knew that I wanted to be a writer.
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