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All talking is good, negative and positive. Stabbing is bad talking is good.

Louis C. K.

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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Comedian
Dancer
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Showrunner
Singer
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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Talking

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Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don't avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it.
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Television for a child creates such a high bar of stimulus that nothing else competes. A beautiful day is absolute crap to a kid who watches tv.
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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
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When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having a good time.
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Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.’
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep. You want to know why your father spends so long in the toilet? Because he's not sure he wants to be a father.
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Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh'.
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The last jobs I had were fixing cars and covering football games for a local access tv station. As in driving the mobile van to the field, setting up 3 cameras, teaching depressed grownups and interns how to use them and directing the game from the van and then wanting to kill myself.
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It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.
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Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?
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Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.
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A lot of stand-up specials for cable are meant to glorify the comedian. They put you in a really beautiful theater, and sometimes they even blow a little smoke in there to make it misty and sweet. They make the guy look like he's a big rock star. But comedy's not really glamorous. It doesn't enhance comedy for it to look good.
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Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.
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I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.
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You can't direct without a good crew.
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What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you
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I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids love me. Go figure.
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Young people don't even consider that it's a good idea to be out on the fringe, which is where good ideas come from.
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I could never sit down and write jokes.
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