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When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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God is like a shitty girlfriend.
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I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot that way.
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Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue.
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