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What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Human kindness has no reward. You should give to others in every way you see. expect absolutely nothing from anyone. It should be your goal to love every human you encounter. All human suffering that you're aware of and continues without your effort to stop it becomes your crime.
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