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Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Louis Székely
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Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don't avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it.
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I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.
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Here's how my brain works: It's stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis.
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Stand-up is probably the most solo performance in art.
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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
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I like all ladies of all different ages.
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Black people have slavery. And white people have our own thing-stuff we went though that hurt us that we have to cope with. Like when they took our slaves away. That was really hard for us. So it's pretty even.
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A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around.
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I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause you run into somebody. Oh, she knows... You got to take some time alone to process the shame.
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When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.
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I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.
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To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.
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In 27 years doing this, I've seen a handful of truly great, masterful standup sets. One was Tig Notaro last night at Largo.
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood it will give it to you.
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I'm not raising the children, I'm raising the grown ups that they're going to be.
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Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people.
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You have to do a show as honestly as you can. But you also can't afford skepticism, because it's preparing for failure, which is useless.
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Television for a child creates such a high bar of stimulus that nothing else competes. A beautiful day is absolute crap to a kid who watches tv.
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I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.
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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant, and you sort of get a list from her every day, and you do, you know, you run down the list, and it feels very much like a chore.
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