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I am really tired of looking at my hips. I'm seriously really tired of standing naked in the mirror and staring at my hips for hours and hours while muttering, You hips. You hips need to get it together.

Louis C. K.

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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Comedian
Dancer
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Showrunner
Singer
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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Tired
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Hips
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Hours
Mirror
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Mirrors
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Human kindness has no reward. You should give to others in every way you see. expect absolutely nothing from anyone. It should be your goal to love every human you encounter. All human suffering that you're aware of and continues without your effort to stop it becomes your crime.
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A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.
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Life's too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee.
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Sadness is poetic. You're lucky to live sad moments. When you let yourself be sad, your body has antibodies. It has happiness that comes rushing in to meet the sadness.
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Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue.
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It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.
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I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk.
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When I was a kid there was a show called 'Holmes & Yo-Yo' about a robot cop. I LOVED that show and I think it only lasted like three episodes.
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Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.
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To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.
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Comedians and Feminists... are natural enemies, because stereotypically-speaking, feminists can't take a joke and... comedians can't take criticism.
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There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.
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There’s a need to perfect things in a writers’ room, and that can take a lot of fun out of a show sometimes. It’s a struggle. It depends on your personality. Some people love working with a writing staff. I had a great writing staff on Lucky Louie, but it sometimes felt like Congress or something.
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Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.
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Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people.
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You can't direct without a good crew.
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The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better.
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It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
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I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat.
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The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.
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