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If you're older, you're smarter. I just believe that. If you're in an argument with someone older than you, you should listen to 'em ... even if they're wrong, their wrongness is rooted in more information than you have.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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If you have something to say, here's what you do: You write it down on a piece of paper, you go out in the lobby, and then you go home and you kill yourself.
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Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.
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I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.
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I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.
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You could drive a rental car until you don't want it. Just get out of it while it's moving and just walk away. No, I don't feel like being in that car any longer. Just call Hertz. Hi, your car is drifting into the intersection of 28th and Broadway, if you're interested. It's now your problem.
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People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a bunch of people used to die on the way there, have a baby, you would end up with a whole different group of people by the time you got there. Now you watch a movie and [go to the toilet] and you're home.
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Plenty of crazy people in New York. There are so many crazy people here, I think it's like one out of every one person is completely out of their mind.
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I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff.
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Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?
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I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
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If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.
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If the whole country had to have the same conversation that was safe for everybody, it would be a pretty awful place to live. There wouldn't be a conversation.
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I look around, pretty much 100% of the people driving are texting. And they're killing, everybody's murdering each other with their cars. But people are willing to risk taking a life and ruining their own because they don't want to be alone for a second because it's so hard.
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I love stand-up more than anything, and I'm so happy to have found a way to use it in the show.
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When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having a good time.
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I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.
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Young people don't even consider that it's a good idea to be out on the fringe, which is where good ideas come from.
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I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them - that's just the way I am they make me feel good about who I am.
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