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I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Cabaret Artist
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Louis Székely
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The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.
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When I was a kid there was a show called 'Holmes & Yo-Yo' about a robot cop. I LOVED that show and I think it only lasted like three episodes.
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I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.
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There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.
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I love stand-up more than anything, and I'm so happy to have found a way to use it in the show.
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Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?
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I've always got the road. Stand-up makes you so autonomous and self-sufficient that it really helps with that part of show business.
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You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It's like they're the instrument you're playing.
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Everything is amazing and nobody is happy
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What we've done with our modern food supply is absolute insanity. It's not even real any more. You used to be able to give a kid an apple and they would love it. Kids can't even taste apples any more. Apples taste like paper to kids now.
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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant, and you sort of get a list from her every day, and you do, you know, you run down the list, and it feels very much like a chore.
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I like all ladies of all different ages.
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I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff.
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When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'
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If you have something to say, here's what you do: You write it down on a piece of paper, you go out in the lobby, and then you go home and you kill yourself.
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.
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I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.
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It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.
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It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
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If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.
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