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I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Comedian
Dancer
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
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Singer
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.
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Well, I think “likability” is an overused word. I don’t watch people 'cause I like them I watch them because they’re compelling. Sympathetic is a little different... Likable just thins you out. Working to make a character likable is what kills most TV shows.
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It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.
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If you have something to say, here's what you do: You write it down on a piece of paper, you go out in the lobby, and then you go home and you kill yourself.
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Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue.
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I am really tired of looking at my hips. I'm seriously really tired of standing naked in the mirror and staring at my hips for hours and hours while muttering, You hips. You hips need to get it together.
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A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around.
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I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids love me. Go figure.
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You can't direct without a good crew.
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I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them - that's just the way I am they make me feel good about who I am.
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I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.
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Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.
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It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.
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The ability to just sit there. That's being a person.
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God is like a shitty girlfriend.
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I love being married. It's great. But I hate arguing. I hate fighting. You know what I do now? When we get in an argument, I just take her side against me. It's just easier it goes quicker. She's like, What's wrong with you? And I'm like, I know! Damn it! Argh!
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I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.
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Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.
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I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.
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When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having a good time.
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