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I'm not raising the children, I'm raising the grown ups that they're going to be.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Cabaret Artist
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Film Director
Film Producer
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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Life's too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee.
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I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.
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I've had, what, two years? Probably five good years. Before that I had twenty years of uncertainty and suffering and ego destruction and poverty. All those things. That'll always outweigh the good times.
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There’s a need to perfect things in a writers’ room, and that can take a lot of fun out of a show sometimes. It’s a struggle. It depends on your personality. Some people love working with a writing staff. I had a great writing staff on Lucky Louie, but it sometimes felt like Congress or something.
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I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause you run into somebody. Oh, she knows... You got to take some time alone to process the shame.
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I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
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