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I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Comedian
Dancer
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Showrunner
Singer
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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Everything that's difficult you should be able to laugh about.
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I am really tired of looking at my hips. I'm seriously really tired of standing naked in the mirror and staring at my hips for hours and hours while muttering, You hips. You hips need to get it together.
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When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.
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Why can't we have racism that's ignorant but nice? You could have stereotypes that are positive about race. You could say, Those Chinese people, they can fly! You know about the Puerto Ricans? They're made of candy!
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What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you
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I'm close to my audience. I think I have more tools in my box than other guys who might try it. Also, I know how to do this stuff. I know how to write and shoot and edit. I'm technically adept and that helped with the website. You need a big skill set.
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You can do eight things. We got it down to eight for you.
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The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.
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If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.
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The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's bowl to see if you have as much as them.
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You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience.
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I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.
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If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.
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Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See?
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I just always loved comedy and I really wanted to be good at it. And it was heartbreaking, 'cause I started and I wasn't good at it. I was only 17-years-old, so I had a lot to learn about life in general. But I just kept on trying. I was young enough and stupid enough and I had no other choice. I had nothing else I was good at.
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The part that's difficult is being single, at 41, after 10 years of marriage and two kids. That's like having a bunch of money in a currency of a country that doesn't exist anymore.
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My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes.
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I'm not raising the children, I'm raising the grown ups that they're going to be.
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Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it.
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The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.
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