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I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Louis Székely
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Here's how my brain works: It's stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis.
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God is like a shitty girlfriend.
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Perception is created and twisted so quickly.
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