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In 27 years doing this, I've seen a handful of truly great, masterful standup sets. One was Tig Notaro last night at Largo.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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I'm not raising the children, I'm raising the grown ups that they're going to be.
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I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.
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I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.
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I've had, what, two years? Probably five good years. Before that I had twenty years of uncertainty and suffering and ego destruction and poverty. All those things. That'll always outweigh the good times.
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I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause you run into somebody. Oh, she knows... You got to take some time alone to process the shame.
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Well, I think “likability” is an overused word. I don’t watch people 'cause I like them I watch them because they’re compelling. Sympathetic is a little different... Likable just thins you out. Working to make a character likable is what kills most TV shows.
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When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.
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It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.
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I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.
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The only road to doing good shows, is doing bad shows.
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I watch a lot of sports. But when I'm not working, I'm with my daughters every chance I get.
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You can do eight things. We got it down to eight for you.
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I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.
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When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.
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I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.
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What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you
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Perception is created and twisted so quickly.
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I like all ladies of all different ages.
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If you have something to say, here's what you do: You write it down on a piece of paper, you go out in the lobby, and then you go home and you kill yourself.
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If the whole country had to have the same conversation that was safe for everybody, it would be a pretty awful place to live. There wouldn't be a conversation.
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