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You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
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Louis Szekely
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Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.
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You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It's like they're the instrument you're playing.
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The Jackass movies are honestly some of the best movies I've ever seen. I laugh so hard at them. Those guys are geniuses. If they had grown up with a different group of people, they could've been performance artists at Bard College, and people would be writing papers about them.
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The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep. You want to know why your father spends so long in the toilet? Because he's not sure he wants to be a father.
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Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See?
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I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.
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I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.
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The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.
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Black people have slavery. And white people have our own thing-stuff we went though that hurt us that we have to cope with. Like when they took our slaves away. That was really hard for us. So it's pretty even.
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I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.
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It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.
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You can figure out how bad a person you are by how soon after September 11th you masturbated, like how long you waited... and for me it was between the two buildings going down... I had to do it, otherwise they'd win.
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The last jobs I had were fixing cars and covering football games for a local access tv station. As in driving the mobile van to the field, setting up 3 cameras, teaching depressed grownups and interns how to use them and directing the game from the van and then wanting to kill myself.
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The part that's difficult is being single, at 41, after 10 years of marriage and two kids. That's like having a bunch of money in a currency of a country that doesn't exist anymore.
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My show is sort of a short-film anthology, and I'm able to tell little stories that don't necessarily carry a whole episode in terms of narrative. I like the audience not being sure what they're getting. I think it's more fun to watch something when you're discovering it as you go along.
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It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
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What we've done with our modern food supply is absolute insanity. It's not even real any more. You used to be able to give a kid an apple and they would love it. Kids can't even taste apples any more. Apples taste like paper to kids now.
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When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having a good time.
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I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.
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