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You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
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Film Director
Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's bowl to see if you have as much as them.
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All talking is good, negative and positive. Stabbing is bad talking is good.
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I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause you run into somebody. Oh, she knows... You got to take some time alone to process the shame.
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Out of the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. There are way more dead people, and you're all gonna die and then you're gonna be dead for way longer than you're alive. Like that's mostly what you're ever gonna be. You're just dead people that didn't die yet.
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The only road to doing good shows, is doing bad shows.
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties.
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I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.
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Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.
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A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around.
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There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.
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I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.
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I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids love me. Go figure.
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Why can't we have racism that's ignorant but nice? You could have stereotypes that are positive about race. You could say, Those Chinese people, they can fly! You know about the Puerto Ricans? They're made of candy!
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Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See?
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It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
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I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
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My show is sort of a short-film anthology, and I'm able to tell little stories that don't necessarily carry a whole episode in terms of narrative. I like the audience not being sure what they're getting. I think it's more fun to watch something when you're discovering it as you go along.
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Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.’
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I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.
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You could drive a rental car until you don't want it. Just get out of it while it's moving and just walk away. No, I don't feel like being in that car any longer. Just call Hertz. Hi, your car is drifting into the intersection of 28th and Broadway, if you're interested. It's now your problem.
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