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You're a tourist in sexual perversion. I'm a prisoner there.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
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Louis Szekely
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties.
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The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better.
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I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.
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I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.
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I watch a lot of sports. But when I'm not working, I'm with my daughters every chance I get.
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Young people don't even consider that it's a good idea to be out on the fringe, which is where good ideas come from.
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There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it.
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The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.
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It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something that you possess, it's something that you take part in and witness.
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When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.
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To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.
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When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'
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The only road to doing good shows, is doing bad shows.
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I am really tired of looking at my hips. I'm seriously really tired of standing naked in the mirror and staring at my hips for hours and hours while muttering, You hips. You hips need to get it together.
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The Jackass movies are honestly some of the best movies I've ever seen. I laugh so hard at them. Those guys are geniuses. If they had grown up with a different group of people, they could've been performance artists at Bard College, and people would be writing papers about them.
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I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.
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Everything that's difficult you should be able to laugh about.
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I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through.
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If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.
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