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You're a tourist in sexual perversion. I'm a prisoner there.

Louis C. K.

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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Comedian
Dancer
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Showrunner
Singer
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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Perversion
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Prisoner
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.
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People don't talk to me on airplanes.
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All these words we use, anybody can be a genius now. It used to be you had to have a thought no one ever had before or you had to invent a number. Now, it’s like, “Hey, I’ve got a cup in case we need another cup.” “Dude, you’re a genius!”
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I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.
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I'm not raising the children, I'm raising the grown ups that they're going to be.
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You can do eight things. We got it down to eight for you.
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Out of the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. There are way more dead people, and you're all gonna die and then you're gonna be dead for way longer than you're alive. Like that's mostly what you're ever gonna be. You're just dead people that didn't die yet.
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep. You want to know why your father spends so long in the toilet? Because he's not sure he wants to be a father.
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There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it.
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I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff.
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I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.
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I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.
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Young people don't even consider that it's a good idea to be out on the fringe, which is where good ideas come from.
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Everybody is different. Some comedy is more musical like Steven Wright. His is a pillar of comedy to me. He invented a whole form and all his jokes are poems. So it's different. I wanted to do it like George Carlin. Now I do it like me.
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I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them - that's just the way I am they make me feel good about who I am.
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You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It's like they're the instrument you're playing.
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The only road to doing good shows, is doing bad shows.
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I like all ladies of all different ages.
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Perception is created and twisted so quickly.
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties.
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