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The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot that way.
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A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.
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Stand-up is probably the most solo performance in art.
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You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience.
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My show is sort of a short-film anthology, and I'm able to tell little stories that don't necessarily carry a whole episode in terms of narrative. I like the audience not being sure what they're getting. I think it's more fun to watch something when you're discovering it as you go along.
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I do have very deep, fond memories of my family in Mexico City, but I also remember feeling funny for not speaking English - I was basically an immigrant. But I picked up the language fast and soon I knew that I wanted to be a writer.
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Dating is horrible, it's awful. I don't get it. It's like you're standing there: 'Hi. Do you want to have sex and later wish you hadn't?' It's horrible. And it's awkward at 42 because I don't have the body or the drive. I just sit in the car and hope somebody gets in.
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I'm close to my audience. I think I have more tools in my box than other guys who might try it. Also, I know how to do this stuff. I know how to write and shoot and edit. I'm technically adept and that helped with the website. You need a big skill set.
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Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don't avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it.
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I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.
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If the whole country had to have the same conversation that was safe for everybody, it would be a pretty awful place to live. There wouldn't be a conversation.
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I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.
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What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you
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Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.
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I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat.
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You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It's like they're the instrument you're playing.
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I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.
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I love being married. It's great. But I hate arguing. I hate fighting. You know what I do now? When we get in an argument, I just take her side against me. It's just easier it goes quicker. She's like, What's wrong with you? And I'm like, I know! Damn it! Argh!
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Here's how my brain works: It's stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis.
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If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you
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