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I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them - that's just the way I am they make me feel good about who I am.

Louis C. K.

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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Louis Székely
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Human kindness has no reward. You should give to others in every way you see. expect absolutely nothing from anyone. It should be your goal to love every human you encounter. All human suffering that you're aware of and continues without your effort to stop it becomes your crime.
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I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.
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I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.
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If you're older, you're smarter. I just believe that. If you're in an argument with someone older than you, you should listen to 'em ... even if they're wrong, their wrongness is rooted in more information than you have.
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I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.
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Young people don't even consider that it's a good idea to be out on the fringe, which is where good ideas come from.
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Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.
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It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.
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Black people have slavery. And white people have our own thing-stuff we went though that hurt us that we have to cope with. Like when they took our slaves away. That was really hard for us. So it's pretty even.
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The ability to just sit there. That's being a person.
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If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the new one? I hate this thing.
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If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.
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I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.
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You know when you see a mother someplace just melting down on her kid? She's like, 'Shut up, I hate you, you're ugly!'... Any parents there are thinking, 'What did that shitty kid do to that poor woman? That poor woman. I wish I could help.'
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Dating is horrible, it's awful. I don't get it. It's like you're standing there: 'Hi. Do you want to have sex and later wish you hadn't?' It's horrible. And it's awkward at 42 because I don't have the body or the drive. I just sit in the car and hope somebody gets in.
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The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.
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Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don't avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it.
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Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.’
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You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.
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I wish I could [keep a journal]. I have a lot of journals with one page half written in. I sometimes will write myself a quick email on my Blackberry when I think of something.
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