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I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them - that's just the way I am they make me feel good about who I am.

Louis C. K.

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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Comedian
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Film Director
Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Louis Székely
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A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around.
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I was in a hotel room in Dallas, and I was jerking off so much and so sadly and pathetically, that the phone rang, and I thought it's them, they're complaining. ... Sir, could you please stop?
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Well, I think “likability” is an overused word. I don’t watch people 'cause I like them I watch them because they’re compelling. Sympathetic is a little different... Likable just thins you out. Working to make a character likable is what kills most TV shows.
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I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
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If you're older, you're smarter. I just believe that. If you're in an argument with someone older than you, you should listen to 'em ... even if they're wrong, their wrongness is rooted in more information than you have.
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The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.
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Perception is created and twisted so quickly.
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A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.
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If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.
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A lot of stand-up specials for cable are meant to glorify the comedian. They put you in a really beautiful theater, and sometimes they even blow a little smoke in there to make it misty and sweet. They make the guy look like he's a big rock star. But comedy's not really glamorous. It doesn't enhance comedy for it to look good.
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I am really tired of looking at my hips. I'm seriously really tired of standing naked in the mirror and staring at my hips for hours and hours while muttering, You hips. You hips need to get it together.
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Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.’
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I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.
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If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.
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You're a tourist in sexual perversion. I'm a prisoner there.
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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
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I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.
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I wish I could [keep a journal]. I have a lot of journals with one page half written in. I sometimes will write myself a quick email on my Blackberry when I think of something.
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