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Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Comedian
Dancer
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you
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Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.
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Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.
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Plenty of crazy people in New York. There are so many crazy people here, I think it's like one out of every one person is completely out of their mind.
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The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.
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The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.
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People don't talk to me on airplanes.
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I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.
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You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience.
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I remember the day I saw my hair was thinning. I don't remember caring much. I don't care. It's just hair. It never bothered me much. I was pretty young, too. And it happened and is happening very slowly. I have a feeling dead people get really mad when we complain about losing hair.
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I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through.
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You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.
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If the whole country had to have the same conversation that was safe for everybody, it would be a pretty awful place to live. There wouldn't be a conversation.
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Young people don't even consider that it's a good idea to be out on the fringe, which is where good ideas come from.
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep. You want to know why your father spends so long in the toilet? Because he's not sure he wants to be a father.
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A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.
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I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.
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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something that you possess, it's something that you take part in and witness.
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I was raised by a hard-working single mother, so my first role model was a woman. My only caretaker was a woman, and I have three sisters, so my community was girls. I have two girls, and my dog is a girl. My dead dog was a girl. I don't know. I guess I've always keyed in on that perspective.
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