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The part that's difficult is being single, at 41, after 10 years of marriage and two kids. That's like having a bunch of money in a currency of a country that doesn't exist anymore.

Louis C. K.

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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Perception is created and twisted so quickly.
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You can't direct without a good crew.
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I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.
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I'm not raising the children, I'm raising the grown ups that they're going to be.
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I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...
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It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.
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I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.
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Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.
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Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue.
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Everybody is different. Some comedy is more musical like Steven Wright. His is a pillar of comedy to me. He invented a whole form and all his jokes are poems. So it's different. I wanted to do it like George Carlin. Now I do it like me.
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When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having a good time.
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The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties.
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Dating is horrible, it's awful. I don't get it. It's like you're standing there: 'Hi. Do you want to have sex and later wish you hadn't?' It's horrible. And it's awkward at 42 because I don't have the body or the drive. I just sit in the car and hope somebody gets in.
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One time I was at a swimming pool with my kids, a public pool. I had my daughter, my six year old, on my arm like this. She was like clamped on, and she's kicking. ... And then she got off and another random child just clamped on. It's like a rat. Get off of me. But I love you. I don't know you, kid.
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I remember the day I saw my hair was thinning. I don't remember caring much. I don't care. It's just hair. It never bothered me much. I was pretty young, too. And it happened and is happening very slowly. I have a feeling dead people get really mad when we complain about losing hair.
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I know I'm getting old because there will be times when I'm not even doing anything and I'll think, 'I need to go wipe my ass right now.'
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I've always got the road. Stand-up makes you so autonomous and self-sufficient that it really helps with that part of show business.
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