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The part that's difficult is being single, at 41, after 10 years of marriage and two kids. That's like having a bunch of money in a currency of a country that doesn't exist anymore.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood it will give it to you.
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I just always loved comedy and I really wanted to be good at it. And it was heartbreaking, 'cause I started and I wasn't good at it. I was only 17-years-old, so I had a lot to learn about life in general. But I just kept on trying. I was young enough and stupid enough and I had no other choice. I had nothing else I was good at.
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I've had, what, two years? Probably five good years. Before that I had twenty years of uncertainty and suffering and ego destruction and poverty. All those things. That'll always outweigh the good times.
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When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.
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Why can't we have racism that's ignorant but nice? You could have stereotypes that are positive about race. You could say, Those Chinese people, they can fly! You know about the Puerto Ricans? They're made of candy!
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Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.
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I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids love me. Go figure.
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Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?
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I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...
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Here's how my brain works: It's stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis.
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