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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something that you possess, it's something that you take part in and witness.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Cabaret Artist
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Louis Székely
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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
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