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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.
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