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I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids love me. Go figure.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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I love being married. It's great. But I hate arguing. I hate fighting. You know what I do now? When we get in an argument, I just take her side against me. It's just easier it goes quicker. She's like, What's wrong with you? And I'm like, I know! Damn it! Argh!
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The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.
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You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.
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You can't direct without a good crew.
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You could drive a rental car until you don't want it. Just get out of it while it's moving and just walk away. No, I don't feel like being in that car any longer. Just call Hertz. Hi, your car is drifting into the intersection of 28th and Broadway, if you're interested. It's now your problem.
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If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.
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Perception is created and twisted so quickly.
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I like all ladies of all different ages.
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I remember the day I saw my hair was thinning. I don't remember caring much. I don't care. It's just hair. It never bothered me much. I was pretty young, too. And it happened and is happening very slowly. I have a feeling dead people get really mad when we complain about losing hair.
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Here's how my brain works: It's stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis.
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I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.
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There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.
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Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue.
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It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.
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I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.
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A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around.
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If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.
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Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.
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Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?
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