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Everything that's difficult you should be able to laugh about.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
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Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Louis Székely
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I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.
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If you're older, you're smarter. I just believe that. If you're in an argument with someone older than you, you should listen to 'em ... even if they're wrong, their wrongness is rooted in more information than you have.
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Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.
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I was raised by a hard-working single mother, so my first role model was a woman. My only caretaker was a woman, and I have three sisters, so my community was girls. I have two girls, and my dog is a girl. My dead dog was a girl. I don't know. I guess I've always keyed in on that perspective.
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Plenty of crazy people in New York. There are so many crazy people here, I think it's like one out of every one person is completely out of their mind.
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I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.
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I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through.
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If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye.
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There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.
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You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience.
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You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.
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If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.
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One time I was at a swimming pool with my kids, a public pool. I had my daughter, my six year old, on my arm like this. She was like clamped on, and she's kicking. ... And then she got off and another random child just clamped on. It's like a rat. Get off of me. But I love you. I don't know you, kid.
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I love stand-up more than anything, and I'm so happy to have found a way to use it in the show.
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I could never sit down and write jokes.
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Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it.
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If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.
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I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.
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When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having a good time.
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The ability to just sit there. That's being a person.
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