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Everything that's difficult you should be able to laugh about.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Comedian
Dancer
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Showrunner
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a bunch of people used to die on the way there, have a baby, you would end up with a whole different group of people by the time you got there. Now you watch a movie and [go to the toilet] and you're home.
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I watch a lot of sports. But when I'm not working, I'm with my daughters every chance I get.
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep. You want to know why your father spends so long in the toilet? Because he's not sure he wants to be a father.
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You can figure out how bad a person you are by how soon after September 11th you masturbated, like how long you waited... and for me it was between the two buildings going down... I had to do it, otherwise they'd win.
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People don't talk to me on airplanes.
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The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.
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I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk.
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I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.
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Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.
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All talking is good, negative and positive. Stabbing is bad talking is good.
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When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.
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Comedians and Feminists... are natural enemies, because stereotypically-speaking, feminists can't take a joke and... comedians can't take criticism.
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The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.
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The ability to just sit there. That's being a person.
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If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you
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I just always loved comedy and I really wanted to be good at it. And it was heartbreaking, 'cause I started and I wasn't good at it. I was only 17-years-old, so I had a lot to learn about life in general. But I just kept on trying. I was young enough and stupid enough and I had no other choice. I had nothing else I was good at.
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I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.
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You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It's like they're the instrument you're playing.
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Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it.
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I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat.
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