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The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's bowl to see if you have as much as them.

Louis C. K.

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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.
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All talking is good, negative and positive. Stabbing is bad talking is good.
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Comedians and Feminists... are natural enemies, because stereotypically-speaking, feminists can't take a joke and... comedians can't take criticism.
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Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.
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I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.
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It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.
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You know when you see a mother someplace just melting down on her kid? She's like, 'Shut up, I hate you, you're ugly!'... Any parents there are thinking, 'What did that shitty kid do to that poor woman? That poor woman. I wish I could help.'
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A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.
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The last jobs I had were fixing cars and covering football games for a local access tv station. As in driving the mobile van to the field, setting up 3 cameras, teaching depressed grownups and interns how to use them and directing the game from the van and then wanting to kill myself.
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I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.
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Everything is amazing and nobody is happy
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I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids love me. Go figure.
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When I was a kid there was a show called 'Holmes & Yo-Yo' about a robot cop. I LOVED that show and I think it only lasted like three episodes.
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I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.
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Well, I think “likability” is an overused word. I don’t watch people 'cause I like them I watch them because they’re compelling. Sympathetic is a little different... Likable just thins you out. Working to make a character likable is what kills most TV shows.
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Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides.
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If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.
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If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you
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