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The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.
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I've had, what, two years? Probably five good years. Before that I had twenty years of uncertainty and suffering and ego destruction and poverty. All those things. That'll always outweigh the good times.
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You can do eight things. We got it down to eight for you.
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I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.
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If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the new one? I hate this thing.
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When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.
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Why can't we have racism that's ignorant but nice? You could have stereotypes that are positive about race. You could say, Those Chinese people, they can fly! You know about the Puerto Ricans? They're made of candy!
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There’s a need to perfect things in a writers’ room, and that can take a lot of fun out of a show sometimes. It’s a struggle. It depends on your personality. Some people love working with a writing staff. I had a great writing staff on Lucky Louie, but it sometimes felt like Congress or something.
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If you're older, you're smarter. I just believe that. If you're in an argument with someone older than you, you should listen to 'em ... even if they're wrong, their wrongness is rooted in more information than you have.
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A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.
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I remember the day I saw my hair was thinning. I don't remember caring much. I don't care. It's just hair. It never bothered me much. I was pretty young, too. And it happened and is happening very slowly. I have a feeling dead people get really mad when we complain about losing hair.
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Everything is amazing and nobody is happy
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I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.
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If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.
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You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It's like they're the instrument you're playing.
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