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I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people.
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Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See?
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If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.
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