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Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
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Film Director
Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Louis Székely
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Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides.
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I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them - that's just the way I am they make me feel good about who I am.
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A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.
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The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.
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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something that you possess, it's something that you take part in and witness.
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God is like a shitty girlfriend.
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The Jackass movies are honestly some of the best movies I've ever seen. I laugh so hard at them. Those guys are geniuses. If they had grown up with a different group of people, they could've been performance artists at Bard College, and people would be writing papers about them.
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I'm close to my audience. I think I have more tools in my box than other guys who might try it. Also, I know how to do this stuff. I know how to write and shoot and edit. I'm technically adept and that helped with the website. You need a big skill set.
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Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.
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I look around, pretty much 100% of the people driving are texting. And they're killing, everybody's murdering each other with their cars. But people are willing to risk taking a life and ruining their own because they don't want to be alone for a second because it's so hard.
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You're a tourist in sexual perversion. I'm a prisoner there.
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I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.
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I like all ladies of all different ages.
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If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.
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You have to do a show as honestly as you can. But you also can't afford skepticism, because it's preparing for failure, which is useless.
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.
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Stand-up is probably the most solo performance in art.
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I've always got the road. Stand-up makes you so autonomous and self-sufficient that it really helps with that part of show business.
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I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.
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Comedians and Feminists... are natural enemies, because stereotypically-speaking, feminists can't take a joke and... comedians can't take criticism.
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