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To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
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Dating is horrible, it's awful. I don't get it. It's like you're standing there: 'Hi. Do you want to have sex and later wish you hadn't?' It's horrible. And it's awkward at 42 because I don't have the body or the drive. I just sit in the car and hope somebody gets in.
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I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat.
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I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids love me. Go figure.
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I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.
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Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.
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It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.
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I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.
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Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don't avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it.
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The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.
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What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you
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I was in a hotel room in Dallas, and I was jerking off so much and so sadly and pathetically, that the phone rang, and I thought it's them, they're complaining. ... Sir, could you please stop?
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Here's how my brain works: It's stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis.
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Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.
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The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better.
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Plenty of crazy people in New York. There are so many crazy people here, I think it's like one out of every one person is completely out of their mind.
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The only road to doing good shows, is doing bad shows.
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There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.
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I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.
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