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People don't talk to me on airplanes.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
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Film Director
Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it.
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I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.
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I'm close to my audience. I think I have more tools in my box than other guys who might try it. Also, I know how to do this stuff. I know how to write and shoot and edit. I'm technically adept and that helped with the website. You need a big skill set.
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I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.
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If you have something to say, here's what you do: You write it down on a piece of paper, you go out in the lobby, and then you go home and you kill yourself.
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I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff.
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I could never sit down and write jokes.
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The ability to just sit there. That's being a person.
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I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.
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I love stand-up more than anything, and I'm so happy to have found a way to use it in the show.
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I've always got the road. Stand-up makes you so autonomous and self-sufficient that it really helps with that part of show business.
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Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.
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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
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I know I'm getting old because there will be times when I'm not even doing anything and I'll think, 'I need to go wipe my ass right now.'
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You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.
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Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.
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My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes.
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I'm not raising the children, I'm raising the grown ups that they're going to be.
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Perception is created and twisted so quickly.
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Why can't we have racism that's ignorant but nice? You could have stereotypes that are positive about race. You could say, Those Chinese people, they can fly! You know about the Puerto Ricans? They're made of candy!
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